After the England v Poland washout last night, twitter was flooded with water related footballing puns under the trending topic of#WaterloggedFootballers.
This is a selection of the best, plus a few I’ve made up.
Spurs are playing in the classic four four two pourmation…
Benoit Assou Soak-otto
Gareth Bale-Out / Gareth Whale
Andros Drownsend / Andros Deepend
Of course, the game will be played at White Hart Rain under the management of Andre Villas Boatas.
…I’ll get me (rain)coat….