“Spurs are in a different universe to us” – Southampton Preview, Team News & Pub Ammo

Southampton are languishing in the relegation zone with just four points and as such, doom and gloom are the only two words to describe the feeling on the Southampton fan forums.

“Bale to rip us a new one”

“Adkins farewell, most likely.”

“5-1 Spurs. They won’t have an easier game all season.”

“Lennon, Bale, Defoe, Dembele will have an absolute field day. Let’s be honest. They will all need to be off their game, and we will need to learn how to defend in 8 days to have even the slightest chance. They are in a different universe to us.”

It could be a high scoring game if their team adopts this policy, as it will leave space for our lot to run into:
“we aren’t going to be able to ‘keep it tight’ against a spurs including bale and co, but defensively they aren’t great, aging Gallas, both fullbacks are much better going forward than defensively.”

If the doom, gloom and five goal hammerings weren’t bad enough, there are even rumours of ‘Arry Redknapp taking over within 3 weeks if results don’t pick up. (Redknapp managed their arch rivals Portsmouth, before managing Southampton, then going back to Portsmouth again.)

“Please, please, please – do not let this be true. I don’t think I could take it – in fact I think I would rather go back down.”

“He’s a twitchy, disloyal Skate c*nt and shouldn’t be welcome in the city of Southampton let alone anywhere near our football club.”

“Media whore”

Southampton Fan Predictions: Southampton Win 10%, Draw 10%, Spurs Win 80%

Pub Ammo
-Tottenham have lost all five visits to the St Mary’s Stadium, failing to score a goal.
-The 24 goals conceded by Southampton after eight games is a Premier League record.
-Defeat by Chelsea last weekend was their first loss in nine matches in all competitions since losing on the first day of the season against Newcastle.
-Spurs have scored an unrivalled five league goals in the 15 minutes straight after half-time this season.
-Tottenham and Arsenal have allowed their opponents the least number of shots (81) in the top flight this season.
-Southampton have dropped more points from winning positions than any other team in the Premier League this season (11).
-Tottenham have scored a divisional high 80% of their goals in the second half of games this season.

Team News & Selection
Bale is set to return from paternity leave to face his former employers. Adebayor could return after suffering back pain, and Dembele is also a maybe following a hip complaint. Dawson is ill and faces a late fitness test whereas Parker, BAE and Kaboul are all still out.

Walker   Caulker   Vertonghen   Naughton
Lennon   Dembele   Sandro   Bale
Adebayor   Defoe

This is the team I’d like to see, but I expect AVB to stick with Gallas in the back four, and Dempsey instead of Adebayor. Players should also be reminded how to kick a ball to each other instead of the opposition. That being said we should be able to outscore a Southampton team whose confidence is even lower than their league position. 3-1 Spurs. COYS!

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